I'm humble, I swear



There's a lot of things I'm good at. I can eat ice cream like it's no one's business, I know how to properly laugh at people who fall, I can time my commutes perfectly, to ensure I'll be five to fifteen minutes late, and I am an absolute professional at convincing my co-workers that donuts are good for the soul. Oh, there's a lot I'm good at, but there's only one thing I'm better than good at, something that I can confidently say I'm a perfectionist at, a trait I will forever have confidence in and that's LOVE. "Why," you wonder? "How," you ask? Well, it's simple; as simple as how good I am at things.

When I love someone/thing I'm able to do a few things better than most people who haven't quite perfected the art of loving and that is [drum roll please]: 

I don't allow the people I love to forget their beauty when they are feeling ugly. 

I don't permit them to neglect their wholeness when they are feeling broken. 

I don't let them emphasis their flaws when they've made a mistake. 

I don't ignore their innocence when they're guilty and ...

I sure as hell don't let them disregard their purpose when they are confused.

Now, don't even try to compete with me because I told you I'm good at a lot of things. 

Gotta stay loose up here ...

No Candy

hyp·o·crite

ˈ

hipəˌkrit/

noun

1. 1.

   a person who indulges in hypocrisy.

   synonyms:

   pretender, dissembler, deceiver, liar, pietist, sanctimonious person,plaster saint; More

The only person I'll call my other "half"

She's my RIGHT half because I'm wrong often and when I am, she's the only right part of me!

  

 

my therapist, my truth, my stylist, my banker, my shrink, my friend, my challenger, my counselor, my hairstylist, my PR agent, my religion, my light, my blood, my boss, my happiness, my mental health, my manager, my biggest fan!

 

mah sista

 

PANIC MODE

 

 

 

Laughing.OUT.Loud.

Perfect

Bank On It

There's a fine line between:

• being nice and being taken advantage of
• being the bigger person and giving a smaller person esteem
• being intelligent and having to deal with the less than intelligent
• being strong and getting drained by someone weaker  

Filthy people give birth to filthy situations that produce filthy days, but at the end of the day it's not a filthy life because you have the ability to wash your hands of the filth and ...
DO. BETTER. TODAY. THAN. YOU. DID. YESTERDAY.
... might not seem like much, but it's far more than the filthy have.