Cheating On My Car

Normally, I condemn any type of cheating. I was always that girl in grade school, middle school, high school & college who refused to cheat (ok fine, not college .. in my defense online courses are made for cheating)! Going off tangent, hmm .. where was I? Yes, cheating! I will most certainly, without losing any sleep, cheat on my tank of a car with this little cutie.

I've been eyeing this on www.Urbanoutfitters.com (bike shop) for nearly two years now! You can practically customize every last detail on your baby (unlike men) and for a picky, option-loving Gemini .. this is HEAVEN on wheels LITERALLY!

Not to mention they have accessories. I'd get a crocodile honk and a sweet wooden basket! With all that said, please see below for wire donation instructions:

JUST KIDDING!

Crummy Advice Can Be So Marvelous

 

Eat donuts. Wave at a stranger while driving. Have a shot before 12 noon. Tell the truth. Light candles and sing in the dark. Look up a word in the dictionary. Give compliments you mean. Don't make wishes, make decisions. Frame pictures. Buy something you've been wanting. Give something away. Throw away someone else's trash. Send a friend a hand written letter. Eat candy. Kiss and tell. Take a drive to nowhere. Plan a trip. Pick a penny and bless it lucky. Give the penny away. Take deep breaths. Predict the future by creating it.  Donate your time to a non-profit organization. Buy a dozen balloons and let them go. Bake something even if you burn it. Tell someone a secret. Don't wonder about answers you don't have. Don't follow your dreams, stalk them, chase them, corner them & have them. Forget any insults you've ever heard. Lay in the sun. Take a completely different route home. Cross your fingers. Whisper through a whole conversation. Pray for someone else. Pick a flower. Kick stress in the balls. Ask someone over 75 to tell you a story. Date someone completely wrong for you. Turn off the television. Read. Forget getting approval from others. Fake it till you feel it. Smile. Fight tears. Enjoy life's struggles. Shock yourself with yourself.

A. Esmaili's "out of order" advice! :)

Top Of The Day To You

So when I was in the big apple I had the pleasure of visiting Top Shop in Soho & ever since I find myself typing  "www.topshop.com" every few days.

Here are my recent picks!

http://us.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33060&storeId=13052&productId=2301304&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=283494&parent_categoryId=208586&pageSize=200

http://us.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33060&storeId=13052&productId=2444981&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=208659&parent_categoryId=208580&pageSize=20

http://us.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33060&storeId=13052&productId=2428433&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=208659&parent_categoryId=208580&pageSize=200

http://us.topshop.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33060&storeId=13052&productId=2362158&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=208692&parent_categoryId=208581&pageSize=200&refinements=category~[210014|208692]&noOfRefinements=1

Questions Lead To Answers

Every girl LOVES hearing, "I love your _____ (insert shoes, bag, earrings, top, dress, etc.), where'd you get them from?" Lately, the questions I received revolved around an itsy bitsy find!

SEE BELOW

http://www.aldoshoes.com/us/handbags/clutches/product/84133336-voigtlander/65

As seen with, yours truly ...

I Use My Evil For Good

The past couple weeks I've been thinking about karma. Usually, I stand by believing that all you do comes back to you. At times, I've wanted to push the universe around for what ever bad karma it was inflicting on me and yell, A BREAK WOULD BE NICE!

Then I realized, I had been so focused on my bad actions that had brought me my god forsaken bad karma, that I lost track of all that is bad could possibly be absolutely good. Now, don't get it twirled and tangled, this doesn't mean: pure, mean intentional type of bad because after all, Bill Gates said it best, "be kind to nerds, chances are you'll be working for them one day." So if I'm not talking about that kind of bad, what kind of bad am I talking about? Well, the kind that allows you to make mistakes and a lot of them!

Stay Tuned

Lot's of DIY projects in the works! Stay excited, friends!



Fitting Room Confessionals

Story of the Day

As hard as you don't try, fitting room eavesdropping is evident. Some girls like to pose in front of the mirror modeling what they think to be a wonderful catch, other's like to stand on their tippy toes for the pretend heels that they will throw on when putting the final touches on their outfit and most, like to TALK. The last kind is my favorite kind. I hear comments/remarks/stories that so often amuse me while I'm trying on my own set of goodies. My oh-so favorite line is when I hear girls say one simple word: MONDAY! You gotta know that only means one thing: diet/gym/starvation is to take flight Monday.

Thank you, it was a pleasure reporting to you from your local fitting room. Keep it chirping ladies!

Before The Duck Epidemic

Double Down

These two have been in the game since I was 2 years old and throughout it all have remained one of my favorite pairs.

I say, the Kardashian sisters have nothing on them.

Daily Need(s)

It's been awhile, so my list is a little longer than usual, get to gettin'

McQueen: Ivory Iris Platform Sandal $3,495

No explanation required. Would be worth every last drop of a penny

YSL Lipstick: Pure Lipstick Hazelnut $34

Nothing compares to a new shade of nude. I always love discovering new shades of nudes because I strongly believe makeup should be used to enhance not cover up. Happy pouting my friends.

Digby & Iona: Stag Ring $230

I don't care that it's almost Summer, my DEER I want this ring

Who You Calling Chicken?

Monday Blues led me straight to this buffoonery discovery! I love it. It's things like this that make Americans believe they can derive success from almost anything, yes even chickens -- SAVAGE ones at that!

http://www.savagechickens.com/

Read the journey, it's simply simple and wonderfully wonderful, also check out the "Meet the Characters" section-- I've decided if I were to be blessed as a chicken in my next life, I'd have to be a pirate chicken, clearly!

The Stars Don't Lie

And I was told May is to be an incredibly SWEET month

Frosted

If you have a sweet tooth or you just want to doll up your next event, be sure to click on the above link and give it a twirl, I promise you won't be disappointed!