New York City, Always a Good Idea

I'm no expert, but ...

For beginners, I've never been married, so I may have zero to negative zero authority to comment on such a matter as marriage, but I will anyways. We've all seen friends and family get engaged, married and then divorced. Some we expected, others not so much, nonetheless whether predicted by our extraterrestrial powers or not, we imagine it to suck. Now, I'm sure everyone has a theory or ten for why things crumbled the way they crumbled, and every marriage (I assume) is significantly different, but it dawned on me that...

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