Explain ...
People dislike
it when I mumble, but I dislike it when people notice I gained two pounds, but
not when I cut my hair. I’ve been told the way I chew is annoying, but I think
it’s annoying when people tell me I look pretty, but only when I paint my face.
I’ve heard that old men like to pay young girls for company, but I want to know
why they never kiss the woman who birthed their children thirty two years ago.
I’ve noticed that mothers teach their daughters that it’s rude not to hug a
stranger who is a friend of an acquaintance, but forget to teach them that they
are not indebted to kiss the boy who paid for dinner.


